Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
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Summary
This hilarious and profound debut for fans of Mostly Dead Things and Goodbye， Vitamin follows a morbidly anxious young woman who stumbles into a job as a receptionist at a Catholic church and becomes obsessed with her predecessor’s mysterious death。
Gilda， a twenty-something， atheist， animal-loving lesbian， cannot stop ruminating about death。 Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family， she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church， and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff， who assumes she’s there for a job interview。 Too embarrassed to correct him， Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace。
In between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass， hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend， and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment， Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace’s old friend。 She can’t bear to ignore the kindly old woman， who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox， but she also can’t bring herself to break the bad news。 Desperate， she begins impersonating Grace via email。 But when the police discover suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace’s death， Gilda may have to finally reveal the truth of her mortifying existence。
A delightful blend of warmth， deadpan humor， and pitch-perfect observations about the human condition， Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead is a crackling exploration of what it takes to stay afloat in a world where your expiration—and the expiration of those you love—is the only certainty。
Gilda， a twenty-something， atheist， animal-loving lesbian， cannot stop ruminating about death。 Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family， she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church， and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff， who assumes she’s there for a job interview。 Too embarrassed to correct him， Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace。
In between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass， hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend， and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment， Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace’s old friend。 She can’t bear to ignore the kindly old woman， who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox， but she also can’t bring herself to break the bad news。 Desperate， she begins impersonating Grace via email。 But when the police discover suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace’s death， Gilda may have to finally reveal the truth of her mortifying existence。
A delightful blend of warmth， deadpan humor， and pitch-perfect observations about the human condition， Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead is a crackling exploration of what it takes to stay afloat in a world where your expiration—and the expiration of those you love—is the only certainty。
Reviews
BookBagDC
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This is a story about the meaning of existence。 Gilda is in her 20s， living alone， maybe at the beginning of a relationship with a new girlfriend， obsessed with animals， an atheist， and someone who often has trouble with the basics of life。 She is also obsessed with death， and how it shapes， in explicit and sublimated ways， almost every human interaction and endeavor。 Through a series of misunderstandings， Gilda ends up as the new receptionist at a Catholic Church， replacing the longtime rec This is a story about the meaning of existence。 Gilda is in her 20s， living alone， maybe at the beginning of a relationship with a new girlfriend， obsessed with animals， an atheist， and someone who often has trouble with the basics of life。 She is also obsessed with death， and how it shapes， in explicit and sublimated ways， almost every human interaction and endeavor。 Through a series of misunderstandings， Gilda ends up as the new receptionist at a Catholic Church， replacing the longtime receptionist who recently passed away。 Gilda must hide many aspects of her identity from her new employer — including that she is a lesbian and an atheist — at the same time she is having increasing challenges in her life outside of work， all of which is making her question the different elements of her existence。 Soon， suspicions arise about the circumstances of the passing of Gilda's predecessor， further feeding Gilda's spiraling as her obsession with death seems to come closer and closer to her own， new life。 This is an unusual novel， but one that I could not put down。 Gilda offers intriguing questions and observations about the human condition， what we often take for granted， and the ways we pay too little and too much attention to death as we navigate our day-to-day lives。 Gilda is a fascinating main character and through her struggles， the author provides interesting perspectives on modern life， including family dynamics， the role of professional relationships， mental health， and the gaps between how we see ourselves and how others do so。 Recommended！ 。。。more
Lincoln Dyssell
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Why does Goodreads promote a book with so many non-positive reviews？ Baded on what others are saying I will probably not read this book。 Seems like a strange way to market a book to me
Karen D
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Synopsis: Gilda is an atheist lesbian who accidentally gets a job as a receptionist at a Catholic church。 She also ends up accidentally dating a man she meets there and impersonating her predecessor at the church over email。 Throughout this all， she struggles with severe depression while also worrying about her family and their own issues。 This is quirky and had some actually really funny moments， but was also really dark at times。 I thought it handled Gilda's depression in a really interesting Synopsis: Gilda is an atheist lesbian who accidentally gets a job as a receptionist at a Catholic church。 She also ends up accidentally dating a man she meets there and impersonating her predecessor at the church over email。 Throughout this all， she struggles with severe depression while also worrying about her family and their own issues。 This is quirky and had some actually really funny moments， but was also really dark at times。 I thought it handled Gilda's depression in a really interesting way - I liked how it showed just how difficult it could be for someone to take the steps to get needed help。 Especially when you see how her family reacts to any suggestion that someone might need therapy， or her coworker's belief that anyone mentally ill should be "removed from society。" It had some moments that felt somewhat repetitive in the middle， but it's a short book so it moves along very quickly！ This reminded me a lot of Sad Janet， or My Year of Rest and Relaxation， but I liked it better than both of those！ 。。。more
Dana
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I really struggled with this book。 I expected a quirky， irreverent novel about mental health and navigating being queer in the Catholic Church with a little murder mystery。 What I got instead was a poorly written mess that while it had some funny moments was mostly aggressively rude and sacreligious。 I knew going in I would need to check my personal religious feelings at the door， I can do that。 Some of my laugh out loud moments were when Gilda was sitting in mass。 Besides that， Gilda's didn't l I really struggled with this book。 I expected a quirky， irreverent novel about mental health and navigating being queer in the Catholic Church with a little murder mystery。 What I got instead was a poorly written mess that while it had some funny moments was mostly aggressively rude and sacreligious。 I knew going in I would need to check my personal religious feelings at the door， I can do that。 Some of my laugh out loud moments were when Gilda was sitting in mass。 Besides that， Gilda's didn't live authentically， everything about her was uncomfortably spurious。 Her relationships with everyone were one sided and self-centered。 She was queer but didn't embrace it， her actual relationship with Eleanor was less engaged than the fake one with Guiseppe。 I get that he was supposed to be an inauthentic caricature but at least he was trying to care and be interested。 Repeatedly people were reaching out to Gilda because they could see she was not fine and she pushed them off。 Then she'd show up at the ER， clearly looking for help and then getting nothing from either。 It showed the failings of the mental health care system well， but it also showed how the person has to have the onus to want help。My main problem was that Gilda was just immature。 I think I would have rated this slightly higher if it was a YA novel and Gilda was a teenager but she was 27。 She was too old for her self destructive， apathetic behavior to consider this a charming "coming of age" novel。 It struck me a lot like the novel Queenie， where I just wanted to shake the protagonist， but in Queenie there was progress in the character in the end。 Not sure if there's a spoiler alert but there is no progress here。 The only reason I didn't DNF is because I was waiting for Gilda to turn the corner。 If that happened I think I might have landed with a three。 But instead it was a waste of time with lots of insulting rhetoric about the Catholic church， futile conversation about owning your queerness， circular mental health struggles with no hope for change and a self-centered character who was no fun to follow。Thanks to Atria Books for a copy of this novel。 All opinions above are my own。 。。。more
Lauryn
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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead by Emily Austin is another upcoming short novel where the premise immediately captured my interest and imagination and the story and writing completely delivered。 Riding the line between hilarious and heartbreaking in its portrayal of severe anxiety and depression， the narrator is always brutally honest in a way that promises to resonate with many readers， whether they want it to or not。Gilda is well aware that she has issues with anxiety being at the t Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead by Emily Austin is another upcoming short novel where the premise immediately captured my interest and imagination and the story and writing completely delivered。 Riding the line between hilarious and heartbreaking in its portrayal of severe anxiety and depression， the narrator is always brutally honest in a way that promises to resonate with many readers， whether they want it to or not。Gilda is well aware that she has issues with anxiety being at the top of the list。 Having gone to the ER several times for what she’s pretty sure are panic attacks， she doesn’t seem to find much luck getting help on the treatment front。 Given that her parents would rather pretend both she and her younger brother have no issues beyond being lazy and directionless， when a flyer handed to her on the bus suggests there might be help available for free， Gilda actually finds the will to seek help。 What she finds does help her in one way – she finds herself employed again – but she also winds up lying about a lot of who she is。 The position is as an administrative assistant for a Catholic church and， far from being Catholic herself， Gilda is both an atheist and a lesbian。 Still， she doesn’t want to disappoint the elderly priest who has been kind to her and desperately needs a replacement for the receptionist who’d very recently died。 Gilda begins living more of a double life than she already felt like she was， trying to make everyone around her happy even since she figures someone deserves to be – she isn’t sure what she deserves and doubts any of it matters much anyway。For the rest of my review， please visit my blog: https://wp。me/pUEx4-164 。。。more
Jaisyn Allyn
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3。5** Is this the right timing for this book？ Releasing a year after a pandemic took over the world， while some of us are still recovering and going through ebbs and flows of anxiety， newfound sarcasm， and grief。 This one could pleasantly Tis those feelings together for you， and help to realize it’s okay to feel， it’s okay to not be okay， and none of us have to feel like we’re alone; even though the world may seem to be boxing us into those emotions。The first person perspective and constant int 3。5** Is this the right timing for this book？ Releasing a year after a pandemic took over the world， while some of us are still recovering and going through ebbs and flows of anxiety， newfound sarcasm， and grief。 This one could pleasantly Tis those feelings together for you， and help to realize it’s okay to feel， it’s okay to not be okay， and none of us have to feel like we’re alone; even though the world may seem to be boxing us into those emotions。The first person perspective and constant internal battles of the main character might feel extreme but at the same time no different then how our own minds begin to overthink small details， blurring in past experiences that connect only in a way that makes sense to ourselves。For me， I took away that unfortunately it may take an extreme situation to reset our minds and force our selves to verbalize， and then begin to process what we need to do for ourselves。 。。。more
Kiara
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Gilda is gay， jobless， and ANXIOUS。 Separately， these three things aren't bad， but throw in constant thoughts about death and a flyer for free therapy at a Catholic church that turns into a receptionist job， and you have a recipe for disaster。 Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead is probably one of the most realistic portrayals of extreme anxiety and depression that I have ever read。 As someone who struggles with social anxiety and loads of anxiety surrounding death and dying， Gilda's stor Gilda is gay， jobless， and ANXIOUS。 Separately， these three things aren't bad， but throw in constant thoughts about death and a flyer for free therapy at a Catholic church that turns into a receptionist job， and you have a recipe for disaster。 Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead is probably one of the most realistic portrayals of extreme anxiety and depression that I have ever read。 As someone who struggles with social anxiety and loads of anxiety surrounding death and dying， Gilda's story didn't come off as unbelievable at all。 Everyday activities can become sinister when you view them through the lens of morbidity， and Austin did a wonderful job of conveying this with everything that Gilda said and did。 The format of the narrative was very erratic and disjointed， jumping from the past to the present day。 Gilda's mind is not a pleasant or orderly place to be， and the format reflects this。 Gilda's obsession with death gave her thoughts and humor a dark tint， and it worked so well！ I actually found myself laughing out loud， and that doesn't happen for me often。 The morbid humor definitely won't be for everyone， and the same can be said for the way she approaches situations as she starts to spiral into severe depression。 （Trigger warnings for suicidal ideation） Austin boldly shows the ways that people can make islands of their lives， shut off from the people that care about them。 Depression and anxiety are invasive and they're ugly， and Gilda's life reflects that。 Overall， I really loved this book and its messy but utterly endearing protagonist。 Gilda was a kindred spirit， and Austin succeeded in showing a realistic portrayal of just how debilitating anxiety and depression can be。 。。。more
Sarah
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Very good。 I received this as an ARC。 The narrator struggles with anxiety and depression and preoccupations with death and human existence。 She bumbles through her life not wanting to be a bother but also doing things that seem crazy but are incredibly kindhearted。 At times very dark and others hilarious， enjoyed Gilda very much。 I wanted to know more about what happens to her at the end but appreciate the glimmer of hope。
Rachel Hall
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Irreverent humour， on point observations and an endearing protagonist in the shape of twenty-seven-year-old mentally beleaguered Gilda combine in a heartfelt and impressive debut。 Riddled with anxiety and preoccupied by thoughts of death， Gilda is a frequent visitor to the emergency room but when she presents with a broken arm， and something other than her usual complaint of heart palpitations， she typically plays it down as the result of “a small car accident”。 Having been sacked from the books Irreverent humour， on point observations and an endearing protagonist in the shape of twenty-seven-year-old mentally beleaguered Gilda combine in a heartfelt and impressive debut。 Riddled with anxiety and preoccupied by thoughts of death， Gilda is a frequent visitor to the emergency room but when she presents with a broken arm， and something other than her usual complaint of heart palpitations， she typically plays it down as the result of “a small car accident”。 Having been sacked from the bookstore where she worked following multiple absences Gilda is only too aware that she needs to talk about her troubling thoughts。 But when a flyer advertising mental health support takes her to the local Catholic Church she accidentally finds herself employed as their new receptionist。 Gilda hates to let anyone down， can’t say no， cries at the drop of a hat and refuses to be the bearer of bad news and is also an atheist and lesbian， not that she is telling Father Jeff that though！ Drafted into the position of deceased Grace Moppet， Gilda soon finds herself engaging in an email correspondence with Grace’s old friend and getting to grips with the catechism and communion， all whilst avoiding tackling the pile of dishes in her apartment。 Her girlfriend is fighting a losing battle for her attention， a male life coach seems to think he is dating her and between her dysfunctional family and idiosyncratic colleagues， Gilda is surrounded by a memorably well-drawn cast of characters。 The book consists of Gilda’s internal monologue and follows her many misadventures， including elements of family and relationship drama。 When a second half mystery element relating to her predecessors death raises the stakes I was vying for Gilda and her unorthodox approach to investigating all the way。 There is a warmth and honesty to the writing that， despite Gilda’s dark thoughts on mortality and the fragility of human existence， makes for an often hilarious， wonderfully thoughtful and involving novel。 。。。more
Kim Trang
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Gilda just lost her job at the bookstore。 She is a shy， “twentysomething animal-loving atheist lesbian” that is consumed with thoughts of death while struggling with intense depression and anxiety。 She is a people-pleaser and， because of it， tends to get herself into some complicated situations， lost in her weave of lies。 I really appreciated that Austin wrote Gilda’s actions out in present tense in rapid succession; it reveals the way many persons suffering from mental health issues try to get Gilda just lost her job at the bookstore。 She is a shy， “twentysomething animal-loving atheist lesbian” that is consumed with thoughts of death while struggling with intense depression and anxiety。 She is a people-pleaser and， because of it， tends to get herself into some complicated situations， lost in her weave of lies。 I really appreciated that Austin wrote Gilda’s actions out in present tense in rapid succession; it reveals the way many persons suffering from mental health issues try to get through their day--one task at a time。 I feel like the supporting character development also shows how one might be consumed by their depression and/or anxiety that other people in their lives really play very， very minor roles in their day-to-day life。 This book is very dark （morbid， even）， but entertaining nonetheless。 。。。more
Zachary Houle
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Despite having a release date set for early July 2021， Emily Austin’s Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead is not — if that title wasn’t obvious enough for you — a beach read。 While it is breezily written and is easy to read， it deals with the serious subject matter of mental illness。 Though the novel tackles this subject with somewhat of a light touch， some may find the book to be too depressing。 That would be a shame because the volume is a great illustration of what it is like to suffer Despite having a release date set for early July 2021， Emily Austin’s Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead is not — if that title wasn’t obvious enough for you — a beach read。 While it is breezily written and is easy to read， it deals with the serious subject matter of mental illness。 Though the novel tackles this subject with somewhat of a light touch， some may find the book to be too depressing。 That would be a shame because the volume is a great illustration of what it is like to suffer from crippling anxiety and depression， as told from the point of view of someone who suffers from these diseases。 And it is， often enough， quite funny and a bit lighthearted， particularly in the early going。 For these reasons， this is a book that should be read by as many people as possible to help combat the stigma against mental illness。 It also doesn’t hurt that the author is from Ottawa， Ontario， Canada — which is my hometown， and I love to be a cheerleader for local writers when it’s merited。At the outset of the novel， we met Gilda — a 27-year-old animal-loving， atheist lesbian — who has just gotten into a small car accident that has injured her arm。 It turns out that when she shows up in the Emergency Room， the nurses and even a janitor all know her， and she has been here many times before with seemingly minor complaints — meaning that they treat her condescendingly， though this aspect is handled with humour。 （This shows that many health professionals don’t know how to deal properly with people who are suffering from a mental illness， which is a truth to which this novel speaks。） It turns out that Gilda has lost a job as a bookstore clerk because she hasn’t been showing up for work， but instead quickly falls into a job as an administrative assistant for a Catholic church when she meant to inquire about a therapy group。 She gets the job without anything in the way of looking at a CV or any examination into her personal history — she’s hired solely because she’s young and， it is thus assumed， knows a thing or two about computers and the Interwebs。 （This part of the book is perhaps a tad unrealistic as the church I go to always runs police background checks on those who get a job there。） However， it turns out that the former receptionist has died under mysterious circumstances and Gilda maintains， as part of her deception of being a devout and straight Catholic， the perception over email that the former secretary is still alive to elderly parishioners who wouldn’t know any better。 What’s not helping is that a young male congregant has decided that he’s attracted to Gilda， and although she’s gay and has a girlfriend， she agrees to go out with him， again to maintain appearances。 Hilarity and tragedy all ensue。Read the rest of the review here: https://zachary-houle。medium。com/a-re。。。 。。。more
Kerrin P
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This story is told in the first person by Gilda， a gay 27-year-old atheist with depression and anxiety。 She can't keep a job， lies to make other people happy， and is obsessed with death。 She goes to the ER so much she is on first-name terms with the janitor。 Her parents are in denial about her brother's alcoholism。The main plot is that Gilda goes to an address on a flyer for mental health support。 It turns out to be a Catholic church。 The priest assumes she is there for a job interview and hires This story is told in the first person by Gilda， a gay 27-year-old atheist with depression and anxiety。 She can't keep a job， lies to make other people happy， and is obsessed with death。 She goes to the ER so much she is on first-name terms with the janitor。 Her parents are in denial about her brother's alcoholism。The main plot is that Gilda goes to an address on a flyer for mental health support。 It turns out to be a Catholic church。 The priest assumes she is there for a job interview and hires her on the spot because she knows how to use the internet。 The previous secretary had recently died under suspicious circumstances。 Gilda must pretend to be a devout Catholic in order to keep the job she so desperately needs。 Through a series of odd behaviors， Gilda becomes a suspect in the death of the former secretary who she never met。 The paragraphs are written as short train-of-thoughts that randomly occur to Gilda。 Her anxiety is palpable。 Instead of being humorous， the story came off as bleak and heartbreaking。 I just wasn't the right audience for this type of novel。 2。5 stars rounded up to 3。Thank you to Atria Books for my advanced reader copy！！！ 。。。more
Lolly K Dandeneau
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via my blog: https://bookstalkerblog。wordpress。com/𝐈 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞。If your twenties are supposed to be about discovery and building the future you want， an adventure into adulthood， then Gilda is failing miserably。 She is 'trapped inside her fragile body'， as we all are。 Impermanent， just an animal like any other that will someday be dead。 It's hard to think much about happiness and the life you could be living when it all seems so fruitless。 Break ups， job los via my blog: https://bookstalkerblog。wordpress。com/𝐈 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞。If your twenties are supposed to be about discovery and building the future you want， an adventure into adulthood， then Gilda is failing miserably。 She is 'trapped inside her fragile body'， as we all are。 Impermanent， just an animal like any other that will someday be dead。 It's hard to think much about happiness and the life you could be living when it all seems so fruitless。 Break ups， job loss， the sheer confusion of adulthood， of being alive- so much buries her。 Then she gets into a small accident and has to go to the hospital， a familiar place as lately she has been having 'breathing troubles' and a racing heart- panic attacks。 She just feels sick， sure。。。 sick of fears， worries， the inevitable end。 Gilda knows all too well how 'the train of human thought can derail'， and is it really so shocking that through a simple misunderstanding she lands a job？ She never did like being the center of attention， and correcting a mistake takes too much effort， better to just play along when it suits her needs。 It's so easy to slip into a lie， to become a character in your own life。 A lesbian， atheist working for a catholic church， not such a big deal so long as no one finds out。 All she wanted was free mental health support， imagine her surprise when the address leads her to a gothic church and the priest assumes she is there to apply for the administrative position。Pretending to be a catholic is one thing， she does have rent to pay and like all living organisms， must eat to survive but pretending to be Grace， the person she was hired to replace， that's a whole other story。 It all begins when she checks Grace's correspondence and decides to respond via email to her friend Rosemary。 It would have been so easy to inform Rosemary that Grace has passed away， but she can't do that！ No way， she can't add another misery， another loss to the strangers life。 So she responds as Grace instead， what could go wrong？Inserting herself in yet another place she doesn't belong， how long can she pretend in order to fit in？ It can't be that hard to pass oneself off as a devout catholic， can it？ People pretend they believe in all sorts of things。 Hasn't she been an imposter all her life， aren't we all in small measures just pretending？ She has always felt like the 'foreign object' in every setting， just waiting to be rejected。 She hides， pretends to be catholic， dates a man because she is supposed to be heterosexual in this farce that is spinning out of her control。 It's depressing， funny， clever， and horrifying。 She is doing everything she can to keep the façade from crumbling。 Why？ The ever present question。 She wanted something to distract her mind from all the crippling thoughts of existence， instead there is more to worry about。 Horror of it all， Grace's death may not be so easy to ignore when questions about how she died arise and so the plot thickens。 Then there is her brother， who is falling apart， drinking himself sick and her parents who prefer to keep up appearances and bury their heads in the ground。 Just more evidence that everything is rotten。 Is everything pointless or is her mind invaded by negativity and depression？ Everything she tries just makes the spill of her life spread， she can't make sense of life nor other people。 Worse， she doesn't know how to inhabit herself， let alone invite happiness in。This is an intelligent， strange little read about a life that has derailed。 Maybe something will force her out of this strange role she is playing。 Maybe she and everybody will just die like Grace。 Yes， read it。Publication Date: July 6， 2021Atria Books 。。。more
Elli （Kindig Blog）
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Everyone in this Room Will Someday be Dead isn’t the snappiest of titles but as it focusses on atheist， hypochondriac Gilda who suffers from extreme social anxiety and depression it seems somewhat apt！Getting inside Gilda’s head is tricky but author Emily Austin paints a realistic and sad picture。 Parts of Gilda’s character feels very relatable， and then there are some choices she makes that have you cringing in frustration。 There’s a dark humour running through the piece – it isn’t laugh out lo Everyone in this Room Will Someday be Dead isn’t the snappiest of titles but as it focusses on atheist， hypochondriac Gilda who suffers from extreme social anxiety and depression it seems somewhat apt！Getting inside Gilda’s head is tricky but author Emily Austin paints a realistic and sad picture。 Parts of Gilda’s character feels very relatable， and then there are some choices she makes that have you cringing in frustration。 There’s a dark humour running through the piece – it isn’t laugh out loud funny， but it is amusing in parts and this helps engage you into the plot。 I think the blurb touting it as ‘hilarious’ is a bad misstep in setting expectations for the reader that the book can’t meet though。 As far as plots go not much really happens throughout – there’s a slight mystery solved but it’s more about the journey and the characters。 The ending does spiral a bit as Gilda becomes less hooked into reality。 I was expecting a massive twist such as Gilda becoming an unreliable narrator and turning everything we had been told on its head。 Once I’d had this idea， the actual ending was a bit of a let-down and felt rushed unfortunately！Overall， Everyone in this Room Will Someday be Dead is a dark tale of anxiety and depression but without a solidly anchored plot ultimately feels a little unfinished。 Thank you to NetGalley & Atlantic Books – Atlantic fiction for the chance to read the ARC in exchange for an honest review。For more of my reviews check out www。kindig。co。uk 。。。more
Rachel Graf
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This book is not for everyone as it could be extremely triggering （death， depression， suicide， alcoholism） BUT it also is really endearing。 EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD lets you into Gilda’s thoughts （which has its pros and cons） as she is extremely witty but also extremely depressing and is constantly thinking about death and the fragility of life。 In her true fashion， she accidentally stumbles into getting a job as a receptionist at a Catholic Church， which kickstarts a whole dom This book is not for everyone as it could be extremely triggering （death， depression， suicide， alcoholism） BUT it also is really endearing。 EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD lets you into Gilda’s thoughts （which has its pros and cons） as she is extremely witty but also extremely depressing and is constantly thinking about death and the fragility of life。 In her true fashion， she accidentally stumbles into getting a job as a receptionist at a Catholic Church， which kickstarts a whole domino effect of cringe-worthy and hilarious circumstances。 On the surface， this is a story about death。 But actually it’s also a story about survival and love。 This book is out July 6， 2021。 A HUGE thanks to Atria Books & Netgalley for an advanced reading copy in exchange for a free review。 。。。more
Kimberly
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"Everyone in this Room Will Someday be Dead" by Emily Austin is destined to be one of the best books of the summer。 It follows the story of Gilda， a 28 year-old atheist and lesbian， whose anxiety and depression make it difficult for her to live a full life。 After getting fired from her job， she winds up accepting a secretarial position at a Catholic church。 As if working a job for an entity that views everything she is as sin isn't difficult enough， Gilda discovers that the woman who previously "Everyone in this Room Will Someday be Dead" by Emily Austin is destined to be one of the best books of the summer。 It follows the story of Gilda， a 28 year-old atheist and lesbian， whose anxiety and depression make it difficult for her to live a full life。 After getting fired from her job， she winds up accepting a secretarial position at a Catholic church。 As if working a job for an entity that views everything she is as sin isn't difficult enough， Gilda discovers that the woman who previously help her position was potentially murdered。As someone who lives with often paralyzing anxiety and depression， this novel really resonated with me。 The author tells Gilda's story without judgment or criticism。 Though this book is humorous （at times laugh-out-loud-funny）， the author is not making fun of Gilda， or any of us who have the same issues that Gilda does。 Gilda's interactions with others， especially her parents， show how much anxiety and depression are still misunderstood and dismissed。 Gilda's belief that pleasing those around her will lead to her acceptance and thus a lessening of her depression and anxiety is also a feeling I know all too well。 As a Christian （but not Catholic）， I was a bit concerned that this book would come off as anti-Catholic or anti-Christian。 My concerns were unfounded， Though the book mentions that the church views homosexuality as a sin， it does so in a way that is as neutral as possible。 The author does not make the church the "bad guy" in Gilda's life; indeed the church has positive influences on her。Many thanks to NetGalley， the publisher， and the author for the privilege of reading an advanced digital copy of this fabulous book， in exchange for my honest review。 。。。more
Kitty McIntosh
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Emily Austin had me in stitches at Gilda’s predicaments one moment， then weeping the next。 This insightful and poignant book is one I will never forget。 As Gilda obsesses and overthinks her way through life， I could not help but feel her every emotion， be it dread， anxiety or fear。 But it was her attempts to pass as a devout Catholic that had me roaring with laughter。 This wonderful book took me into the mind of a woman struggling with her mental health and made me really feel everything she fel Emily Austin had me in stitches at Gilda’s predicaments one moment， then weeping the next。 This insightful and poignant book is one I will never forget。 As Gilda obsesses and overthinks her way through life， I could not help but feel her every emotion， be it dread， anxiety or fear。 But it was her attempts to pass as a devout Catholic that had me roaring with laughter。 This wonderful book took me into the mind of a woman struggling with her mental health and made me really feel everything she felt。 A stunning debut。I was given this ARC by LoveReading。co。uk for review。 。。。more
Autumn Stewart
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3。5 stars。 Many thanks to Net Galley and Atria books for providing me with the E-ARC。 As well as Goodreads and Atria books for sending me the physical ARC （I won a giveaway so I'd say I have good luck）。Everyone in this Room Will Someday Be Dead follows Gilda who is hyper-fixated on death and very much a hypochondriac。 When she decides to seek out therapy， she ends up accidentally employed at a Catholic Church。。。 as an atheist。 She is replacing the previous Administrative Assistant who recently p 3。5 stars。 Many thanks to Net Galley and Atria books for providing me with the E-ARC。 As well as Goodreads and Atria books for sending me the physical ARC （I won a giveaway so I'd say I have good luck）。Everyone in this Room Will Someday Be Dead follows Gilda who is hyper-fixated on death and very much a hypochondriac。 When she decides to seek out therapy， she ends up accidentally employed at a Catholic Church。。。 as an atheist。 She is replacing the previous Administrative Assistant who recently passed away。 Gilda becomes super obsessed with the circumstances surrounding the previous assistant and the rest you must read to find out！As someone who shares VERY similar anxieties with the main character， I was SO excited for this book。 There were so many quotes that I resonated with and felt extremely connected to Gilda。 I really liked the tone of this book， silly， but serious at the same time。 There were many solid one-liners and laughed a little bit while reading it。 The book then took a turn and then I felt that I no longer related to her anymore and then it sort of unraveled that turn and so I guess I relate to her again？ Unfortunately， that left me feeling confused and also bummed that it went that route。 I'm still very puzzled and feel a bit disoriented from the last 30 pages or so。 The structure of this book didn't flow well for me。 There are no chapter breaks only "parts" and it made the book feel a bit choppy。 I do think this book is very unique and was really unpredictable。 If you are a fan of Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine， you may be a fan of this book！ 。。。more
Kiley Malloy
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thought i hated it but once I got used to looking in the mirror （so to speak） it ended up being really worth it to read。
Courtney Tychinski
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Gilda， a late-twenties atheist （who’s also a lesbian）， is a ball of anxiety。 She’s on a first name basis with the staff at the local hospital due to how often she’s in the ER with panic attacks。 Oh， and she has a habit of ruminating on death， often going out of her way to look up ways people have died in the news。 In a mundane twist of fate， Gilda is given a flyer for free therapy at the local church but when she gets there， the parish’s pastor thinks she’s there about the job opening， which had Gilda， a late-twenties atheist （who’s also a lesbian）， is a ball of anxiety。 She’s on a first name basis with the staff at the local hospital due to how often she’s in the ER with panic attacks。 Oh， and she has a habit of ruminating on death， often going out of her way to look up ways people have died in the news。 In a mundane twist of fate， Gilda is given a flyer for free therapy at the local church but when she gets there， the parish’s pastor thinks she’s there about the job opening， which had just been vacated…because the secretary died。This book is oddly fun！ Gilda is awkward and her stumbles through her job at the church are funny。 The text is quite choppy though and jumps from one event to another without much in the way of transitions。 I’m reading this choppiness as the author’s way of showcasing an anxious person’s mind。 While it is cute and a lighthearted rendering of an otherwise important look at mental health， I did often wonder why Gilda was going about smaller things the way she was。 Nonetheless， I thought this was a fun read。Side note: As someone who grew up in the Catholic Church and went to Catholic schools and came out on the other side very skeptical of the whole organization， the author includes the funniest line about Gilda accidentally snacking the body of Christ and finding it so tasteless she wanted to email the manufacturer。 。。。more
Jamie Klingler
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I read this on a slightly anxious flight back to America （my first time back in 3 years- and well Covid）。 It made me laugh out loud and fall in love with Gilda， the main character。 Although I am very glad not to have to deal with her in real life。
Mel
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Destined to be polarizing， the nonlinear plot and offbeat writing style will either resonate with or repel the reader。 I happened to fall in the former camp and thoroughly enjoyed the chaotic and dark inner snapshot of the self-identified atheist lesbian and Catholic imposter: Gilda。 There are other reviewers who found the novel too glib when dealing with dark subject matter， but I wholeheartedly disagree。 Not every novel starring a mentally-ill protagonist needs to be a morose and somber affair Destined to be polarizing， the nonlinear plot and offbeat writing style will either resonate with or repel the reader。 I happened to fall in the former camp and thoroughly enjoyed the chaotic and dark inner snapshot of the self-identified atheist lesbian and Catholic imposter: Gilda。 There are other reviewers who found the novel too glib when dealing with dark subject matter， but I wholeheartedly disagree。 Not every novel starring a mentally-ill protagonist needs to be a morose and somber affair- being mentally ill certainly doesn’t bar you from engaging in some good ol’ self-deprecation or sarcastic barbs。 Everything in this Room Will Someday be Dead covers a lot of ground and is a quick， yet challenging read。 It largely succeeds at deftly addressing themes including: the deficient mental healthcare system， addiction， depressive episodes and even assisted-suicide。 As the novel winds down， there are some pivotal moments that I wish had been unpacked in a less glancing fashion， but overall Emily Austin does an admirable job at balancing tone， pacing and difficult themes in a manner that does the topics justice without veering into heavy-handed after school special territory。 Overall， a great debut that delivers some genuine laugh out loud moments， while navigating the highs and lows of living with anxiety and depressive episodes。 Many thanks to Netgalley and Atria for providing me with an ARC in exchange for an honest review。 。。。more
Heather Fineisen
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I read 37% of this and was bored with the characters。 I expected something edgy and witty from the description。 There were a couple of good lines but the narrative didn't come together。Copy provided by the publisher and NetGalley I read 37% of this and was bored with the characters。 I expected something edgy and witty from the description。 There were a couple of good lines but the narrative didn't come together。Copy provided by the publisher and NetGalley 。。。more
Lou Jacobs
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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be DeadJune 11， 2021Book ReviewEveryone in This Room Will Someday Be DeadEmily R。 Austinreviewed by Lou Jacobsreadersremains。com | GoodreadsA heady mix of themes exploring death， sexuality， and mental health explodes with a heavy dose of humor in this debut gem by Emily Austin。 Our reluctant heroine， Gilda， a twenty-seven-year-old anxious atheist and self-professed lesbian cannot stop ruminating about death。She’s constantly thinking about the glaciers that ar Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be DeadJune 11， 2021Book ReviewEveryone in This Room Will Someday Be DeadEmily R。 Austinreviewed by Lou Jacobsreadersremains。com | GoodreadsA heady mix of themes exploring death， sexuality， and mental health explodes with a heavy dose of humor in this debut gem by Emily Austin。 Our reluctant heroine， Gilda， a twenty-seven-year-old anxious atheist and self-professed lesbian cannot stop ruminating about death。She’s constantly thinking about the glaciers that are thawing， the sea turtles going extinct， and often will surf the net and click on articles， such as: “Weird Ways People Die。” She recently has been fired from her job at the bookstore， as her employer felt she was untrustworthy and irresponsible and not fit for customer service。 It wasn’t her problem that she had difficulty waking up and was rarely on time and frequently missed shifts。 She admittedly is consumed about thinking about litter， nuclear bombs ， racism， child abuse， and how disgusting humans are。 Imagine every human being has a butt—and how disgusting is that！Gilda is worried about paying her next rent。 She doubts there is much of a market for lesbian sex workers， and since she is such a bad actress， straight sex work is out of the question。 She has a collection of dirty dishes in her bedroom。 Adding one atop another feels like building a castle， with each addition more risky。 The thought of washing them， feels a lot like going for a jog。 She will do it tomorrow。 And then， our bumbling and kindhearted Gilda is involved in an auto accident。 Although her arm is obviously broken， she refuses an ambulance。“I do not like to be a spectacle。 I would rather be run over by another van than be surrounded by paramedics touching me inside such a conspicuous vehicle。” She drives herself to the emergency room， and is met by a nurse， who asks about the problem today。 Even the janitor recognizes her and greets her， with a “Hey， girl” She is known in hospital vernacular as a “frequent flyer。” She has been told a multitude of times that “nothing is wrong with you” and you’re probably experiencing a panic attack and is referred to a psychiatrist。 This time her arm is casted， but not before she is questioned about the possibility of being pregnant。 She emphatically states that there is no chance of that。 And muses to herself that they think she is celibate。 I am not。 I am just gay and thus blessedly exempt from the hazard of pregnancy。Gilda coming to the realization that she needs help coping with her mental health， responds to a flyer for “free therapy” and finds herself at the doorstep of a Catholic Church。 Father Jeff greets her， assuming she’s here for a job interview， to replace his loyal and recently deceased receptionist Grace。 His interview is sparse with little in the way of significant substance and quickly hires her when she admits to being familiar with the computer and the internet。 He fails to even obtain her name， address， or phone number。 When Gilda shows up and checks the Church inbox emails， she notes an ongoing stream of unanswered emails from Rosemary， apparently a dear friend of Grace。 She can’t bear to ignore the emails and doesn’t have the courage to tell her the “bad news。” Instead， Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Rosemary， impersonating Grace by email。 This reluctant Catholic is consumed trying to learn about the mass and other “Catholic things” and attends mass daily and listens intently to Father Jeff’s sermons。 She learns it is an abomination if a man lies with another man and must be put to death。 “Yikes！ Thank God this doesn’t seem to apply to women。 I’m disappointed that God is so homophobic， but glad that he’s forgotten about lesbians。 I guess I would rather be forgotten than put to death。” （Much of the humorous repartee takes place in Gilda’s mind。）Another musing of Gilda’s that must be recounted。 “It turns out the crackers I stole are the body of Christ。 After eating more than half the bag， in which I paired Cracker Barrel cheese with God’s transubstantiated body … I googled the crackers so I could leave a review … I planned on writing … Boring。 These crackers are tasteless and bland。” In one of Father Jeff’s sermons he proclaims: “One day you are going to die … everyone in this room will someday die… It’s important to remember every day that passes brings us closer to the day we die。” Gilda muses: I wish he had chosen a different topic。 Gilda has been known in conversation to say， “I’m dying。” When queried with: “Yikes， how long do you have？” she answers gravely， ‘I have no idea。” Gilda’s life starts to unravel the day she fields a call from Deputy Parks from the city police department。 Apparently， the death of Grace may have occurred under suspicious circumstances。 Grace was one of the patients of nurse Laurie Damon， who has recently confessed that she intentionally over injected elderly patients with drugs to end their life and suffering。Emily Austin on her first outing has provided a literary “screwball comedy” that explores multiple significant themes with aplomb and hilarious understated humor。 Her propulsive prose demands out loud laughing and page-turning。 Her darkly funny meanderings may provide some offense to the religiously inclined。 Under all this humor， we are treated to a deep and moving portrayal of everyday life， while coping with depression and anxiety， in order to establish relationships and a meaningful life。 It allows us to appreciate the fragility of mental health and the tribulations of sexuality。 Shining through this warm hearted and tender narrative is the essence and fragility of the human condition。 We can all relate to the cringeworthy and unusual predicaments that plague Gilda’s life。 It’s important to know Gilda’s thoughts about the question: When did you come out？ “I never know how to answer that question， because I don’t feel like I am out。 I feel like I am in a constant state of coming out， and likely I always will be。 I have to come out every time I meet someone。”Thanks to NetGalley and Atria Books for providing an Uncorrected Proof of this novel in exchange for an honest review。 I sincerely cannot wait to read Emily Austin’s next offering， considering this gem is actually her debut muse。Available on Amazon 。。。more
Anne Logan
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Like many people， I picked up this book because of the title。 I haven’t gotten sick of ‘quirky’ yet， so I gave Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead by Emily Austin a go。 Is it just me， or does this book look American to you？ I’m not sure why I feel that way， but I do recall being surprised when I realized Austin was Canadian， and the story was set in Ontario。 A thoroughly character-driven novel， this book centers on one girl， Gilda， and her struggles with depression， anxiety， and occasiona Like many people， I picked up this book because of the title。 I haven’t gotten sick of ‘quirky’ yet， so I gave Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead by Emily Austin a go。 Is it just me， or does this book look American to you？ I’m not sure why I feel that way， but I do recall being surprised when I realized Austin was Canadian， and the story was set in Ontario。 A thoroughly character-driven novel， this book centers on one girl， Gilda， and her struggles with depression， anxiety， and occasional suicidal thoughts。 And if this sounds dark， let me assure that you that these issues are dealt with empathetically， and with a sense of humour， so reading this book still felt immensely entertaining。 It’s a fine balance Austin strikes， and she successfully draws the reader into the sometimes sad but always readable life of Gilda。Plot SummaryGilda has lost yet another job， because she struggles to get up in the morning。 Her apartment is filled with dirty dishes she hasn’t cleaned， and she rarely showers。 She knows this isn’t normal， so she frequents her local ER， and the doctors and nurses have always said the same thing; she suffers from anxiety， and will send a referral to a psychiatrist。 （which never seems to come）。 Desperate for help， she goes to a local church which advertised a therapy group。 Father Jeff mistakes her for a job applicant to fill the recently-opened up position of church administrator， as the last secretary， Grace， died at the age of 86。 Because Gilda needs a job， she accepts this one， despite the fact that she is not Catholic， and in fact， gay。 It seem as though the only requirement for this new job is to “know how to use the internet” so Gilda is immediately hired， and discovers that Grace’s friend Rosemary （also a lady getting on in her years） has been emailing Grace regularly， still unaware that her friend has died。 Distraught at the idea of passing along the terrible news， Gilda pretends she is Grace， and emails Rosemary back regularly with fictitious updates on Grace’s life。 The novel continues along a steady but slow pace， following Gilda while she struggles to learn Catholic rituals during mass， continues a muted yet sincere relationship with a woman named Eleanor， all while trying to come to terms with her brother’s alcoholism and her parents refusal to acknowledge there is any kind of problem。My ThoughtsThe cover blurb of this book claims it is “introducing the bumbling， anxious， helplessly kindhearted heroine we all need right now” （Courtney Maum）。 And I do agree we need to read more characters like this， but I’m also hesitant to frame her as ‘bumbling’， which to me， implies we can all just laugh at Gilda。 If Gilda was a real person and not just a character， I would be very concerned for her， so I don’t want to undermine the seriousness of her problems。 She suffers from severe depression， and her suicidal thoughts do come to a head at certain points， so her problems aren’t things we can minimize or make light of。 Still， the humour that’s injected in this book （usually by Gilda herself， not because of her situation） is a welcome respite， especially Gilda’s attempts to camouflage herself as a catholic， these are particularly hilarious:Jeff makes the sign of the cross， and then says loudly: “In the name of the Father， and of the Son， and of the Holy Spirit。”To my horror， the crowd surrounding me replies in unison: “Amen。” Startled by this， I put a hand to my chest。 We have lines？ （p。 54 of ARC）The existential questions that Gilda obsesses over seem incredibly relevant as we make our way out of this pandemic。 She spends so much time on her own that she easily spins into thinking about the nothingness of space， the relative shortness of our lives， the inconsequentiality of our actions as individuals， etc。 No doubt there were many people that spun themselves into these same black holes of thought after months of living in isolation。 What I found really heartwarming about this story was the fact that even though Gilda feels alone， she is surrounded by people who love her。 Even when she finds herself on the edge of a bridge， strangers come to her side and ask if she’s ok。 And although we may tell ourselves that our actions are meaningless in the grand scheme of things， this pandemic has taught us how connected we all truly are。 So as we begin to re-emerge into the world， Gilda and her strange habits are a reminder of why we need to overcome our anxieties and reach out to one another， now more than ever。To read the rest of my reviews， please visit my blog:https://ivereadthis。com/Sign up for my newsletter here: https://ivereadthis。com/subscribe/Or follow me on social media！Facebook: https://www。facebook。com/Ivereadthis/Twitter: https://twitter。com/ivereadthisblogInstagram: https://www。instagram。com/ivereadthisYouTube: https://www。youtube。com/channel/UCD6E。。。 。。。more
Erin
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This book was quite disappointing。 It had a really interesting premise， but I found the main character a bit intolerable and I found myself annoyed at being in her head often。 I just couldn't understand the choices she made and the lies that she told。 At any rate， its a very easy read and I sped through it quite quickly。 I wouldn't avoid this author by any means though - a first book can always be hit or miss， and the general plot idea wasn't half bad and rather intriguing at first glance。 I rec This book was quite disappointing。 It had a really interesting premise， but I found the main character a bit intolerable and I found myself annoyed at being in her head often。 I just couldn't understand the choices she made and the lies that she told。 At any rate， its a very easy read and I sped through it quite quickly。 I wouldn't avoid this author by any means though - a first book can always be hit or miss， and the general plot idea wasn't half bad and rather intriguing at first glance。 I received an advanced copy of this book from the publisher via Netgalley in exchange for an honest review。 。。。more
Katie B
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I finished this book a few days ago and since then I have tried to pinpoint why I didn't connect more with the character and story。 I thought for sure when I picked this book up it would be right up my alley as and I would be able to relate to the main character's struggles with anxiety issues。 Unfortunately， I just didn't understand her。Gilda is a twenty-something lesbian and she thinks about death quite often。 She's a frequent visitor to the ER as well。 Due to a misunderstanding she is too emb I finished this book a few days ago and since then I have tried to pinpoint why I didn't connect more with the character and story。 I thought for sure when I picked this book up it would be right up my alley as and I would be able to relate to the main character's struggles with anxiety issues。 Unfortunately， I just didn't understand her。Gilda is a twenty-something lesbian and she thinks about death quite often。 She's a frequent visitor to the ER as well。 Due to a misunderstanding she is too embarrassed to correct， she accepts a job working as a receptionist at a Catholic church。 Gilda's life is full of one mishap after another。There's a quirky type vibe to the story and there are some moments that are generally funny。 I found it lacking in heart though。 Gilda is a character I spent the entire book following but yet can't say I know her much better now than when I first started reading the story。 It's fair to say I just didn't click with her。 And you know what？ That's perfectly fine as not every character is going to be an exact match for every reader。 The writing style is unique so I would be open to checking out another book by this author。Thank you to Atria Books for providing me with an advance copy！ All thoughts expressed are my honest opinion。 。。。more
Janey
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Thanks to NetGalley for this book。 I had no idea what to expect from the title of this book but， as I read it， it was harder and harder to put down and I’m so glad I read it。 It was odd， it was quirky， at times it was funny， and it was sad。 Poor Gilda was so in need of help but kept blending in and saying I’m fine。 What a strange character although I loved her by the end。 I think she finally learned that everyone will die， but don’t let that keep you from living。 I felt it was worth reading even Thanks to NetGalley for this book。 I had no idea what to expect from the title of this book but， as I read it， it was harder and harder to put down and I’m so glad I read it。 It was odd， it was quirky， at times it was funny， and it was sad。 Poor Gilda was so in need of help but kept blending in and saying I’m fine。 What a strange character although I loved her by the end。 I think she finally learned that everyone will die， but don’t let that keep you from living。 I felt it was worth reading even though it won’t be everyone’s kind of book。 。。。more
Katy Chessum-Rice
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