The Pussy

The Pussy

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  • Create Date:2021-04-15 13:56:42
  • Update Date:2025-09-07
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  • Author:Delicious Tacos
  • ISBN:1534647511
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Summary

"Savage yarns that rip into your sac and don't let go。"-- Michiko Kakutani

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Reviews

Joshua Garrison

Delicious Tacos is the Michelle Houellebecq of anglophone racist twitter。 Nice!

Invictus

Terrible book。 Bunch of incoherent and schizophrenic blog posts written by a porn addict who is either making stories up to try and make men look bad or is actually a psychopath who gets off on treating women like shit to feel better about his own shitty life。 The book was recommended to me but I have no idea what I was expecting from someone calling himself delicious tacos。 Waste of time

Jo

Starts off as a breath of fresh air but quickly becomes extremely repetitive

Nolan

Numbingly repetitive and stupid。 Hard to know what to make of this collection of blog posts。 Too unimaginative, personal and lacking any sort of narrative structure to be called stories。 Too ridiculous and far from reality to classify the book as confessional writing。 Nonetheless, very hilarious and very honest in the worst ways possible。 I loved it。

Steven Guida

Lol same。 Corny comparison but it feels like the post internet Bukowski。 Great stuff。

Scott Parson

Like watching a writer peel back the skin and muscle to let us see inside。 Must really hurt, but DT uses humor as a topical anesthetic to allow the self-surgery to proceed。 Binge-read the Kindle edition so fast that when I finished I set off the cyber-monitor that surveils me。 Goodreads' A。I。 couldn't wait to ask me what I thought of it。 A book has to be that good when the internet machinery won't wait for the human overlords to get around to questioning you about a book。 Buy it。 Read it。 Give i Like watching a writer peel back the skin and muscle to let us see inside。 Must really hurt, but DT uses humor as a topical anesthetic to allow the self-surgery to proceed。 Binge-read the Kindle edition so fast that when I finished I set off the cyber-monitor that surveils me。 Goodreads' A。I。 couldn't wait to ask me what I thought of it。 A book has to be that good when the internet machinery won't wait for the human overlords to get around to questioning you about a book。 Buy it。 Read it。 Give it to loved ones for the holidays。I shelved it as "absurdist" - because I don't have an "eviscerating-yourself-for-the-entertainment-of-others" shelf。Off to read Finally, Some Good News, also by Delicious Tacos。 。。。more

Sean Macdonald

Existing entirely outside the society of contemporary literature, which decides which books should be feted and which ones not, Delicious Tacos is free to be vulgar and direct。 This is refreshing, and makes for a fun, compelling read with imaginative passages and fresh insight。He is like a modern-day Charles Bukowski, whose art was intimately linked to his (crafted) personality。 He is like Bukowski in his directness, and also subject matter: fucking and drinking。After a few stories, however, the Existing entirely outside the society of contemporary literature, which decides which books should be feted and which ones not, Delicious Tacos is free to be vulgar and direct。 This is refreshing, and makes for a fun, compelling read with imaginative passages and fresh insight。He is like a modern-day Charles Bukowski, whose art was intimately linked to his (crafted) personality。 He is like Bukowski in his directness, and also subject matter: fucking and drinking。After a few stories, however, the gag is not funny any more, and there are no more tricks。 The experience becomes lurid, and the reader begins to wonder if the author has any depth or capability for reflection。 We also begin to sense that Mr Tacos is a full-fledged, card-carrying member of the manosphere and is dedicated to the idea that a woman's worth is dependant on her attractiveness and how well she exploits it to give men boners。Which is fine, if you want to take that somewhere。 But he doesn't take it anywhere, because he does not see that there is anywhere to go。 A stunted man does not know he's stunted。 。。。more

Anurag

I read this book over a period of 3 months as a light reading supplement。 The stories for the most part is a sweet release of prevalent male angst in the modern milieu。 Indeed, he makes the shameless case for men。 He is vulgar and direct。 The untiring mentions of sex and fuck, seemed unnecessary to me at first, and frankly, I found myself to rush the chapters to get to the "good parts", but eventually, like with most good books, I did not want to turn the pages anymore。 His disgust and longing f I read this book over a period of 3 months as a light reading supplement。 The stories for the most part is a sweet release of prevalent male angst in the modern milieu。 Indeed, he makes the shameless case for men。 He is vulgar and direct。 The untiring mentions of sex and fuck, seemed unnecessary to me at first, and frankly, I found myself to rush the chapters to get to the "good parts", but eventually, like with most good books, I did not want to turn the pages anymore。 His disgust and longing for Angela*, the ramblings to trace the role of his own existence in the world, and the carnal desires to just fuck (ANY) pussy are the favourite parts of mine in this book。 *I am convinced everything mentioned about their relationship here has happened。 。。。more

Mich7637

Loved this。 Someone once said the male libido is like being handcuffed to a maniac for 50 years。 Found this one as well from the great Nietzsche 'that bitch goddess sexuality begs for your spirit when denied a piece of meat' (on chastity, TSZ)。 In other words sex or a lack of it, or the wrong kind can drive a man mad。 I found myself thinking at times 'just get married bro' until I remembered the divorce statistics Loved this。 Someone once said the male libido is like being handcuffed to a maniac for 50 years。 Found this one as well from the great Nietzsche 'that bitch goddess sexuality begs for your spirit when denied a piece of meat' (on chastity, TSZ)。 In other words sex or a lack of it, or the wrong kind can drive a man mad。 I found myself thinking at times 'just get married bro' until I remembered the divorce statistics 。。。more

Kelvin Jayanoris

It was tough to read this all the way to the end。 At first the stories are interesting and some are even funny but then about a quarter into the book everything starts sounding the same。

Jason Bousquet

Painfully insightful。 Strange dichotomy of dirty stories (some funny, others dark) with deep emotional themes。

Nathan Wilder

Very funny, I like the part near the beginning where he falls in love with the disposable vagina。

Hatchet Mouth

I've taken enough stimulants to recognize a writer on uppers。 Maybe it was Adderall。 Maybe it was his girlfriend of the moment's leftover diet pills。 And yet the manic tweaker vibe in the sexual imagery described here echoes in some way man's basest thoughts。 Yes, women, we are having extremely lewd, really nasty thoughts about you all hours of the day, no matter how much we downplay it, deny it or behave in a manner opposite of that mentality。 And that's what scares you, ladies, that we could b I've taken enough stimulants to recognize a writer on uppers。 Maybe it was Adderall。 Maybe it was his girlfriend of the moment's leftover diet pills。 And yet the manic tweaker vibe in the sexual imagery described here echoes in some way man's basest thoughts。 Yes, women, we are having extremely lewd, really nasty thoughts about you all hours of the day, no matter how much we downplay it, deny it or behave in a manner opposite of that mentality。 And that's what scares you, ladies, that we could be such gentlemen, such poets while also thinking about what your panties would smell like, how cute it would be to gross you out just to see your feminine reaction so we could bask in it, etc。 All that being said, what really put this over the four star mark and in five star territory was the narrator saying goodbye to his cat。 In one obvious way, he was still sticking to the title theme。 Of all the companions that come and go through this one, it seems like Bud the cat is the only one that loves him in the way a human being needs。 And this is often true of animals in real life。 Animals are better at love than people。 Not with other animals, of course, but with their human roommates。 。。。more

Anton

I keep recommending this to my friends and they just look at me like I'm a sociopath。 I keep recommending this to my friends and they just look at me like I'm a sociopath。 。。。more

Vlad

Tacos is a talented writer, but this rather large collection of blog posts becomes tiring and repetitive in its content。 A non-stop barrage of midlife crisis depressive crywank, if you're into that, great。 He likes to fuck Asian girls and is an alcoholic, alright。 "Finally Some Good News," his short novel, is a much smoother and better read。 Tacos is a talented writer, but this rather large collection of blog posts becomes tiring and repetitive in its content。 A non-stop barrage of midlife crisis depressive crywank, if you're into that, great。 He likes to fuck Asian girls and is an alcoholic, alright。 "Finally Some Good News," his short novel, is a much smoother and better read。 。。。more

Immanuel

Funny stories, miserable stories。 Coming from a talented writer with a troubled history, I enjoyed this book thoroughly。

Victor Finn

I bought this book on my kindle after my favorite Twitter personality, Bronze Age Mantis, recommended this on his Twitter feed。 His book "Bronze Age Mindset" was the best book I read in 2018 and I read it maybe four times already。 This is the second time I have been disappointed by one of his recommendations。。。 this book is degenerate trash。 There are a few short stories in it that are funny and creative, but for the most part they are all just about the anonymous authors attempts to get laid, w I bought this book on my kindle after my favorite Twitter personality, Bronze Age Mantis, recommended this on his Twitter feed。 His book "Bronze Age Mindset" was the best book I read in 2018 and I read it maybe four times already。 This is the second time I have been disappointed by one of his recommendations。。。 this book is degenerate trash。 There are a few short stories in it that are funny and creative, but for the most part they are all just about the anonymous authors attempts to get laid, which gets boring pretty fast。 These types of stories make up the majority in the collection and they all sound the same: Meets girl with boring personality, they have sex, she stops seeing him for vague reasons after seeing someone else, he is bothered by the state of contemporary dating and goes on some nihilistic internal monologue, repeat。 If only a few stories were like this this would be fine, but you can only read about this so many times before it just starts to get gross。 When I finished reading this book I felt like I needed a shower in my mind。 Cannot recommend。 。。。more

Shannon

TROOF!

Evan Schultz

At it's core, this is a book about how man-as-animal (the ruminants of our evolutionary ancestors) clashes with man-as-psycho-social-blob that man must become to exist in modern day society。 Not exactly a new subject (arguably all books are about this) but one which the author attacks with a devastating writing style through the angle of modern sexual marketplace dynamics and the failing veil of modern workplace satisfaction。Narrator is portrayed as a rather narcissistic character struggling wit At it's core, this is a book about how man-as-animal (the ruminants of our evolutionary ancestors) clashes with man-as-psycho-social-blob that man must become to exist in modern day society。 Not exactly a new subject (arguably all books are about this) but one which the author attacks with a devastating writing style through the angle of modern sexual marketplace dynamics and the failing veil of modern workplace satisfaction。Narrator is portrayed as a rather narcissistic character struggling with sexual addiction and an alcohol problem who works a variety of unfufilling and underpaying jobs。 Spends most of his time in AA, trying to hit up women on tindr, or fantasizing about increasingly depraved sexual acts driven by his insatiable sexual urges。Apparently he is quite good at getting women on tindr to sleep with him, but ultimately derives no satisfaction or meaning from it all。 As he ages he becomes increasingly dissapointed with himself, with women, and with the world as a whole feeling ultimately destitute and alone。Overall this was a good read but got a bit repetitive。 As a collection of blog posts, it could have been curated a bit tighter as a book format without losing anything。Not for the faint of heart or those who are easily offended。 Best Chapter: Lunch Break Diary: What's On Your Mind 。。。more

Joshua

Funniest author I've ever read。 So many brutally honest and accurate one-liners in this book。 Delicious Tacos, you are my hero。 Funniest author I've ever read。 So many brutally honest and accurate one-liners in this book。 Delicious Tacos, you are my hero。 。。。more

Jayar La Fontaine

Hilarious, sad, inventive, raw, and compulsively readable。 The story "Bud" is a clear standout。 If you aren't tearing up by it's end, then I don't know what to say。 Then, you turn the page and read the title of the next story 。。。 Hilarious, sad, inventive, raw, and compulsively readable。 The story "Bud" is a clear standout。 If you aren't tearing up by it's end, then I don't know what to say。 Then, you turn the page and read the title of the next story 。。。 。。。more

Sean

It's like a modern day Bukowski ripoff but a lot more repetitive and gay It's like a modern day Bukowski ripoff but a lot more repetitive and gay 。。。more

Sonya Mann

It's a good read if。。。。。。you're okay with objectification of women (lol), banal overuse of profanity, some repetitiveness, and some grotesquerie。Overall this is a good book。 I'm glad I read it。 But I don't think it's a masterwork, and I definitely don't think it would be everyone's cup of tea。Positives of the book: Raw, gripping, occasionally erotic, lots of pathos。 Insight into a particular aspect of the heterosexual male experience。Delicious Tacos is the midpoint between Tucker Max and The Las It's a good read if。。。。。。you're okay with objectification of women (lol), banal overuse of profanity, some repetitiveness, and some grotesquerie。Overall this is a good book。 I'm glad I read it。 But I don't think it's a masterwork, and I definitely don't think it would be everyone's cup of tea。Positives of the book: Raw, gripping, occasionally erotic, lots of pathos。 Insight into a particular aspect of the heterosexual male experience。Delicious Tacos is the midpoint between Tucker Max and The Last Psychiatrist。 。。。more

Ryan

Delicious Tacos is pretty vulgar, but he's also a great writer ("good writer, bad person", perhaps)。 This was a lot longer than his first book, and basically consisted of a bunch of blog posts, generally starting with his (dysfunctional, LA, Tinder/OKCupid, destructive) dating history, then AA, a somewhat-more real day job, and constant existential malaise。 Maybe it says something bad about me that the only really "sad" story, aside from "wow, this is a horrible life of desperation", was the dea Delicious Tacos is pretty vulgar, but he's also a great writer ("good writer, bad person", perhaps)。 This was a lot longer than his first book, and basically consisted of a bunch of blog posts, generally starting with his (dysfunctional, LA, Tinder/OKCupid, destructive) dating history, then AA, a somewhat-more real day job, and constant existential malaise。 Maybe it says something bad about me that the only really "sad" story, aside from "wow, this is a horrible life of desperation", was the death of his cat at the jaws of a neighbor's pitbull。 Overall a good read if you have a high tolerance for misanthropy。 。。。more

Detroit Killer Bob

DT’s insightful, humorous, and often tragic writing is like a combination of Jack’s unrequited lust from Fight Club and the hip nihilism of Patrick Bateman from American Pyscho, but unfortunately without the catharsis of either。

Kitten Holiday

While I love the anecdotes, humor and insights, what really hooked me is Delicious Taco’s writing style。 It is bare but not simple。 He is a master of tone and pacing。 His delivery is perfect and will give you fits of laughter。 This isn’t the kind of book that will put you to sleep。 It’s the kind of book that will keep you up all night turning to the next page and wondering, How is it possible that the messy parts of life are so fabulous? And why the heck do we try so hard to make life pristine w While I love the anecdotes, humor and insights, what really hooked me is Delicious Taco’s writing style。 It is bare but not simple。 He is a master of tone and pacing。 His delivery is perfect and will give you fits of laughter。 This isn’t the kind of book that will put you to sleep。 It’s the kind of book that will keep you up all night turning to the next page and wondering, How is it possible that the messy parts of life are so fabulous? And why the heck do we try so hard to make life pristine when it’s the grit and dirt that gives it meaning?In conclusion: ten thousand stars 。。。more