I Need a New Bum!
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- Create Date：2021-04-06 11:58:37
- Update Date：2025-09-06
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- Author：Dawn McMillan
- ISBN：1407196014
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Reviews
Michelle
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Pretty good and silly。 Could be a good read aloud。 Was not a fan of how it ended。
Amy Moreno
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I was actually a bit disappointed with this one。 Normally I adore children's books， ESPECIALLY ones about butts and farts and underpants because those are a surefire way to get kids reading。 I have made more children fall off of chairs reading "Brief Thief" than I should probably admit to。 But（t） I cannot keep that book on my elementary library shelf， it is so funny and popular。 This one just falls flat though。 It has none of the charm and just drags on。 Such a cute premise （a little kid notices I was actually a bit disappointed with this one。 Normally I adore children's books， ESPECIALLY ones about butts and farts and underpants because those are a surefire way to get kids reading。 I have made more children fall off of chairs reading "Brief Thief" than I should probably admit to。 But（t） I cannot keep that book on my elementary library shelf， it is so funny and popular。 This one just falls flat though。 It has none of the charm and just drags on。 Such a cute premise （a little kid notices his butt has a crack so it must be broken！！！ How did he break it？ And what kind of new butt should he get？） But it is just lacking that charming element， or the fun surprise that comes at the end of "Polar Bear's Underwear"。 It made me sad because it had such potential to be another knockout "all the kids want to read it" book， but it just missed the mark in favor of so many other good "unmentionables" books。 。。。more
Darlene Horner
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A book that you need to read yourself first before reading to your kids。。。I seriously couldn't stop myself laughing through out the entire book。。。one of had to read every night to my son Oscar A book that you need to read yourself first before reading to your kids。。。I seriously couldn't stop myself laughing through out the entire book。。。one of had to read every night to my son Oscar 。。。more
Emma DiTommaso
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I love the silliness of this story。 It is a story that is just silly to read。 Any child would enjoy reading a story like this。 It has a silly plot line and it just lets children be silly。 This was a unique story to read。 The kids really seemed to enjoy since they were laughing the whole time。 I highly recommend this book to anyone family that has this type of humor。
Whitney
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It was it was gross 😝
Jon Nakapalau
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Just a very fun and silly book - loved the art。
Danny
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This book was about a boy who needed a new butt because he saw a big crack in his butt！
Ashelee Gerald
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This book had a good amount of silliness and we found it funny。 It reminds me of being little and discovering new things about my body。 Did I think my butt crack was an anomaly？ Nope。 But I like turning the mundane， but ironically taboo（？） into something to laugh at。
Marek
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My God。。。。。。。。
Jillian Anderson
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Kids will love this one。 Adults。。。 probably not as much。
Alicia Evans
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For: readers looking for a goofy book with potty humor。Possible red flags: some readers may find the content too crude。
Alice
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A friend recommended this book because she said it struck a funny cord with her。 （We are obviously in desperate need of entertainment here in New Mexico during quarantine 🙄😆）。 I need a new one too！ Not because it has a crack in it， just because of you know。。。covid。 It’s been enlarged。 😁
Jessica Lamb Brooks
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I work at my local library shelving children's book and I came across this one a lot。 I wondered why this book was circulating so much and gave it a try。 It is quite funny and I am sure children of all ages would laugh and enjoy it。 I work at my local library shelving children's book and I came across this one a lot。 I wondered why this book was circulating so much and gave it a try。 It is quite funny and I am sure children of all ages would laugh and enjoy it。 。。。more
Chelsey Deconcini
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I mean。。。who doesn’t？This was a hilarious book to read to my class to break up the doldrums of virtual learning。 Great for a good laugh and mental health！ Be warned， this is difficult to read out-loud without “cracking” a smile。
Dana Labounty
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Nice readIt was a cute book 。 I liked the way it rhymed and my son loved it。 Its a read for everyone。
Kaitlyn Shoemaker
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This book is for early primary grades and is contemporary realistic。 I really think that as kids you ask a lot of questions and I can imagine some kids could think something is wrong with their bottom。 I think this book would be a good conversation starter in a classroom and I also thought this book was such a cute book and written really well
Allison Kartman
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My Father bought this for my 4 yr old。。
Amy
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This book is the perfect antidote to combat cranky kiddos。 By the second page， the tears had stopped， and by the time a rocket butt was acquired， there was laughter。
Heather Knoll
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Just read this with my 4。5 yo boy。 We giggled the whole way through。 Cute book with funny illustrations。
Anne
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If you know a child under the age of six， you would be well advised to share this book with said child because it offers lots of laughs。 Honestly， if you are over six and still think bodies are absurdly funny， I recommend it。 Ridiculous but fun。
Caffers
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Ummm。。。 no。 Besides just being a waste of time and not funny， it was really hard to read on a kindle。
Conor O'Hanlon
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Not very good。 Even do I am 9
Nikki
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Strong start， silly premise， but fizzles with a weird ending。
Beth
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Very funny！
Daniel
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This one is not for the feint of heart。 Lots of talk about butts， butt cracks， and farts。 If that's not your cup of tea， I suggest you toot， err， scoot along。 If you don't think it'll wipe you out， then give it a sh。。。ot （oh， behave！）。 This one is not for the feint of heart。 Lots of talk about butts， butt cracks， and farts。 If that's not your cup of tea， I suggest you toot， err， scoot along。 If you don't think it'll wipe you out， then give it a sh。。。ot （oh， behave！）。 。。。more
Emily Gayle
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Well we saw this book in a bookstore window and laughed at the cover so I had to read the book。 It is kind of funny to read I giggled at a few of the lines。 Definitely a book that little kids would laugh at。
C。T。 McCallister
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Very funny tale about butt cracks！
Paige
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Six-year-old thought it was the epitome of humor。 We have read it at least five times since Christmas。
Robert
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Years ago there was a book called Everyone Poops。 It wasn't a great book， but I guess it had some redeeming value。 This book didn't。 We browsed Target and this caught my eye。 I read it there。 It tried to be cute。 I guess there was a line or two that made me chuckle。 In the end， it's just bathroom humor。 Blech！ Years ago there was a book called Everyone Poops。 It wasn't a great book， but I guess it had some redeeming value。 This book didn't。 We browsed Target and this caught my eye。 I read it there。 It tried to be cute。 I guess there was a line or two that made me chuckle。 In the end， it's just bathroom humor。 Blech！ 。。。more
Elyce
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My 2 yo thought it was funny？
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