Idiots: Marriage, Motherhood, Milk Mistakes
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- Author：Laura Clery
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Summary
A fresh， hilarious， and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance （or imbalance） from the nationally bestselling author of the “honest， complicated” （SheKnows） Idiot。
TRIGGER WARNING: TORN EVERYTHING！
In her first book， Idiot， bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction， toxic relationships， and recovery—establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control。 Here she is two kids later asking， “How did we get here？” Sex。 Sex is how we got here。
Laura’s life has changed a great deal since she wrote Idiot， but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhood—plus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book （which is really saying something）。 In Idiots， Laura shares more than anyone ever asked for about:
-Mucus plugs， vacuum extraction， and adult diapers
-Dousing doulas， VagTime， and pelvic organ prolapse
-Vaginismus， laxative overdose， and accidental lactivism
-Placenta pills， mom brain， and vibrator manifestation
-Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctor’s face
-ADHD， autism， postpartum depression， and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne
-Unsolicited dick， sexual assault， and sister-drugging
-Stephen’s cheating， Laura’s cheating， fights， and forgiveness
-Choosing love over fear and healing the world
Laura does not hold back when it comes to sharing stories of screw-ups， triumphs， and learning from her mistakes。 Whether she’s crying into a diaper in a Whole Foods parking lot or desperately soliciting advice from a random elderly stranger （who has most certainly considered a restraining order）， Laura is able to laugh at herself even during her worst moments—more important， she makes us laugh， cry， and feel less alone in the world。
TRIGGER WARNING: TORN EVERYTHING！
In her first book， Idiot， bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction， toxic relationships， and recovery—establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control。 Here she is two kids later asking， “How did we get here？” Sex。 Sex is how we got here。
Laura’s life has changed a great deal since she wrote Idiot， but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhood—plus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book （which is really saying something）。 In Idiots， Laura shares more than anyone ever asked for about:
-Mucus plugs， vacuum extraction， and adult diapers
-Dousing doulas， VagTime， and pelvic organ prolapse
-Vaginismus， laxative overdose， and accidental lactivism
-Placenta pills， mom brain， and vibrator manifestation
-Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctor’s face
-ADHD， autism， postpartum depression， and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne
-Unsolicited dick， sexual assault， and sister-drugging
-Stephen’s cheating， Laura’s cheating， fights， and forgiveness
-Choosing love over fear and healing the world
Laura does not hold back when it comes to sharing stories of screw-ups， triumphs， and learning from her mistakes。 Whether she’s crying into a diaper in a Whole Foods parking lot or desperately soliciting advice from a random elderly stranger （who has most certainly considered a restraining order）， Laura is able to laugh at herself even during her worst moments—more important， she makes us laugh， cry， and feel less alone in the world。
Reviews
Katey
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I do not rate non fiction/memoirs。 I have followed Laura Clery on all forms of social media since I was introduced to Pamela Pumpkin。 I love when she makes videos about her husband Stephen who is from England and shows how they have different words for the same item。 Most importantly I love when she is real and honest about being a mom。 Even though I have never met her， she gives me a sense of community。 That being said when I saw this on @netgalley I knew I needed to read this。 I loved this loo I do not rate non fiction/memoirs。 I have followed Laura Clery on all forms of social media since I was introduced to Pamela Pumpkin。 I love when she makes videos about her husband Stephen who is from England and shows how they have different words for the same item。 Most importantly I love when she is real and honest about being a mom。 Even though I have never met her， she gives me a sense of community。 That being said when I saw this on @netgalley I knew I needed to read this。 I loved this look into her experiences as a mother。 The last chapter is all about her neurodivergent family， her son's recent autism diagnosis being one of the main topics。 She is funny， real and honest。 I like that she doesn't portray the perfect social media image。 This is the sequel to her first book， Idiot which was more about her struggles as an addict。 This one was a quick and easy read that made me feel less alone in the sometimes lonely world of motherhood。 。。。more
Alena
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Can’t wait till April 5th！！
Elizabeth Wargo
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This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers。 To view it， click here。 I cant wait to get an even deeper looking into your guys beautiful life and journey！ 🙏
Nathan
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One of the hallmarks of Clery's last book， IDIOT， was her unrelenting drive， humor， and optimism; that's not only present and accounted for here， but it has transformed an otherwise-just-okay rumination on childbirth， body positivity， and motherhood （among so many other things） into a bonafide laugh-out-loud inspirational bonanza。 Admittedly， I'm drawing from my own experiences from being alongside my wife during our child's birth， our post-partum events （mostly hers）， and general fatherhood act One of the hallmarks of Clery's last book， IDIOT， was her unrelenting drive， humor， and optimism; that's not only present and accounted for here， but it has transformed an otherwise-just-okay rumination on childbirth， body positivity， and motherhood （among so many other things） into a bonafide laugh-out-loud inspirational bonanza。 Admittedly， I'm drawing from my own experiences from being alongside my wife during our child's birth， our post-partum events （mostly hers）， and general fatherhood activities， but so very much of this resonated tremendously。 Clery's willingness to put many aspects of her life on display clearly has its own pros and cons， and， especially so in this work， I connected and felt， well， less isolated in parenthood。 Her decision to put so many of her life experiences on paper， like in her last book， will hopefully help many others in their respective struggles。 It's evident that as Clery grows as a person， she's continuing to divine ways that not only convert said wisdom into varied forms of success， but to also empower others and bring them along for the ride。 There's some outrageous stuff in here， for sure。 It's a trip of a read and worth every minute。 Many thanks to NetGalley and Gallery Books for the advance read。 。。。more
Cody James
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I have adored Laura Clery for years， and I enjoyed her first book a lot but I could definitely tell there were things she held back from talking about even though there was a lot of shocking revelations。 Now， in “Idiots”， Laura let’s us in on some of the things she was ashamed to tell us in the last book。 More importantly， she tackles her own experience with pregnancy， motherhood， and marriage and doesn’t hold back with the struggles that she has faced with all 3。 Cheating， drugs， placenta eatin I have adored Laura Clery for years， and I enjoyed her first book a lot but I could definitely tell there were things she held back from talking about even though there was a lot of shocking revelations。 Now， in “Idiots”， Laura let’s us in on some of the things she was ashamed to tell us in the last book。 More importantly， she tackles her own experience with pregnancy， motherhood， and marriage and doesn’t hold back with the struggles that she has faced with all 3。 Cheating， drugs， placenta eating， work/mom balance， postpartum depression， and a 90 year old “muse” are al talked about in length。 I’d this very different then any other memoir out there？ No。 However Laura’s wit is what makes her life experience very entertaining to read about。 When we get to the chapter about her experience with realizing her son has autism， her rawness comes through and despite her humor you really feel how much she loves her children。 。。。more
Sara Elizabeth
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Thank you net galley， the publisher and author Laura Clery for letting me review this book！ I read idiot when it first came out and when I heard Laura was coming out with another I was so freaking excited！ And this book did not disappoint for me。 I found it so relatable and hard to put down。 It had me laughing and crying。 I hope she comes out with another someday！
Mara
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Idiots by Laura Clery is a candid collection of essays about her life as a mother of two young children。 I hadn’t read her previous book， Idiot， but I get the sense that she covered much of her life prior to having children and this book picks up on where that one ends。 I have followed her on social media for a little while and appreciate her candor， creativity， and crass humor。 There is some content overlap in the book and her social media。 I really enjoyed much of this book， some parts didn’t Idiots by Laura Clery is a candid collection of essays about her life as a mother of two young children。 I hadn’t read her previous book， Idiot， but I get the sense that she covered much of her life prior to having children and this book picks up on where that one ends。 I have followed her on social media for a little while and appreciate her candor， creativity， and crass humor。 There is some content overlap in the book and her social media。 I really enjoyed much of this book， some parts didn’t work well for me。 The pacing was a little frenetic at times and like she was trying to one-up herself with her experiences stacked on each other。 I hate criticizing memoirs because it takes so much for someone to put themselves out there and expose their lives and shortcomings， potentially putting themselves and their loved ones at risk for derision and dissection。 I really appreciated her honesty and vulnerability。 I especially loved the parts where she discussed her family， especially her children and cousin who struggled with addiction。 I found it fascinating to have a backseat to her life as someone so successful on social media， independently pursuing creative endeavors on her time。 As a mother to two young children， but with a desk job， my life looks very different， but also our struggles with parenthood raising children are the same。 Thank you Gallery Books and NetGalley for providing this ARC in exchange for an honest review。 。。。more
Charlotte
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Laura Clery follows her first novel with a follow-up that focuses on her current day struggles and joys of motherhood， marriage， and family dynamics。I’ve been a follower of Laura for a long time and have always laughed and enjoyed the raunch and comedic punch she puts in her videos。 As a mother， her deeply moving video of postpartum depression left me sobbing and feeling seen。 This novel is no different and she takes the readers through a rollercoaster of laughter， tears， and “WTF” moments。 Her Laura Clery follows her first novel with a follow-up that focuses on her current day struggles and joys of motherhood， marriage， and family dynamics。I’ve been a follower of Laura for a long time and have always laughed and enjoyed the raunch and comedic punch she puts in her videos。 As a mother， her deeply moving video of postpartum depression left me sobbing and feeling seen。 This novel is no different and she takes the readers through a rollercoaster of laughter， tears， and “WTF” moments。 Her raw honesty and vulnerability is admirable。 The way she speaks about motherhood and how her followers are helping her just as much as she helps us hits home so well。 I devoured the book in an afternoon and felt like I was sitting and having coffee with a close friend。 。。。more
Christy
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Laura is my spirit animal。 I have watched her grow from a funny carefree influencer to a protective momma bear。 I love seeing her growth on this journey。Idiots had so many raw， yet funny， stories that I remembered seeing Laura go through。 Many stories were nostalgic like her birth stories。 Other stories were new and gave me an even deeper appreciation for Laura。Laura's second book is just as amazing as she is。 And the raw emotion in the book will bring tears over and over again。 From sadness to Laura is my spirit animal。 I have watched her grow from a funny carefree influencer to a protective momma bear。 I love seeing her growth on this journey。Idiots had so many raw， yet funny， stories that I remembered seeing Laura go through。 Many stories were nostalgic like her birth stories。 Other stories were new and gave me an even deeper appreciation for Laura。Laura's second book is just as amazing as she is。 And the raw emotion in the book will bring tears over and over again。 From sadness to joy， Idiots has it all。Thank you NetGalley for the advanced copy I'm exchange for honest reviews。 。。。more
Amanda
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Thank you #Netgalley for the advanced copy！In 2019 I was granted early access to Clery's first book。 I had not heard of her prior， but loved her stories that I began following her on social media after the first book。 I was so happy to see that she has now written a second story with recent updates in her life， mainly the addition of two children。 I follow her Tik Toks and knew she shared updated regarding her son Alfie。 I appreciated Clery's raw emotion in this read and how she and her husband Thank you #Netgalley for the advanced copy！In 2019 I was granted early access to Clery's first book。 I had not heard of her prior， but loved her stories that I began following her on social media after the first book。 I was so happy to see that she has now written a second story with recent updates in her life， mainly the addition of two children。 I follow her Tik Toks and knew she shared updated regarding her son Alfie。 I appreciated Clery's raw emotion in this read and how she and her husband processed the news and vowed to be better more present parents。 In social media， we can get so caught up on scrolling that we may not realize that we haven't been present with others。 Laura's new stories in this book at had me laughing so hard， though I am not a mother， I still thought these stories were so funny about her birthing experiences。 I also loved her family stories about her sister and mother and how she grew up。 So many great essays， I highly recommend！ 。。。more
Melissa Smith
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Idiots is a follow up to Laura Clery's first book Idiot （which I haven't read）。 I should start off by saying that if you are easily offended you might not be the target audience but if you're a fan of Laura's you will love it！ I LOVED it but it could be a bit much for other people。 Laura made me laugh and cry， but mostly cry。 She talked about the births of both of her children but more in depth about her daughter Poppy。 Why has no one else talked about the fourth trimester？ I truly felt like she Idiots is a follow up to Laura Clery's first book Idiot （which I haven't read）。 I should start off by saying that if you are easily offended you might not be the target audience but if you're a fan of Laura's you will love it！ I LOVED it but it could be a bit much for other people。 Laura made me laugh and cry， but mostly cry。 She talked about the births of both of her children but more in depth about her daughter Poppy。 Why has no one else talked about the fourth trimester？ I truly felt like she was talking to me as a friend。Laura also talked about being diagnosed with ADHD at the age of 34。 I recently was diagnosed at the age of 31 and it's changed my life immensely。 Her words were so raw and I shed so many tears reading that chapter。 She was able to talk about it in a way I most likely never could。Idiots was crude， hilarious and emotional。 Thank you to Netgalley and Simon & Schuster Canada for the ARC。 。。。more
Whitney Erwin
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Real， raw， and honest！ Let me start off by saying if you are easy offended， this book is not for you。 Laura does not hold back and does not have a filter。 That is why I personally love Laura， she is authentic and real。 I’ve been following Laura on social media for several years。 I read her first book， Idiot， and I loved it。 I learned so much about her and her life and gained more respect for her。 When I saw she was releasing this second book， Idiots， focusing around the new chapter of her life， Real， raw， and honest！ Let me start off by saying if you are easy offended， this book is not for you。 Laura does not hold back and does not have a filter。 That is why I personally love Laura， she is authentic and real。 I’ve been following Laura on social media for several years。 I read her first book， Idiot， and I loved it。 I learned so much about her and her life and gained more respect for her。 When I saw she was releasing this second book， Idiots， focusing around the new chapter of her life， motherhood， I knew I had to read it too。 Laura talks about her experience with birth， postpartum， and motherhood open and honestly。 Laura talks openly about mistakes she’s made and how she’s moved on and improved。 Some parts will make you laugh out loud and others will hit you right in the feels。 Laura is able to talk about the hard topics while adding some laughter and lightness into them。 Obviously， I highly recommend this book for all Laura Clery fans！ Thank you Net Galley and Gallery books for an ARC of this book in return for my honest review。 。。。more
Andrea Pole
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