Death Do Us Part

Death Do Us Part

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  • Create Date:2021-11-11 09:51:44
  • Update Date:2025-09-06
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  • Author:Miranda Grant
  • ISBN:191446401X
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Summary

Honey, Does This Taste Like Poison To You?

I've never been a fan of murder。 The mess, the smell, the whole hiding the body thing after - it always seemed like way too much work。 But trust me, when you're married to Richard Morningstar, that "work" starts to feel an awful lot like "play"。 The man is a snake and king of the fairies。

A barbarian。 A war monger。 A sex god。 Uh, I mean a。。。an ex pod? Doesn't matter。

The point is, it's either him or me。 Because one of us is going to die, and at the moment, it's my execution scheduled in three weeks。 So I just have to figure out a way to kiss him - kill him - before then, take his throne, and turn his whole nightmarish kingdom upside down。 Easy right?

Maybe - if he wasn't my lifemate。

And if my panties didn't drop every time he snapped his stupid fingers。

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jennifer

Soon

Gerda (literatūriškai)

dnf at page 117

Duudebruuh

I should really start reading trigger warnings before reading a book

Franny

This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers。 To view it, click here。 The detention of fairy smut。 If you crave tender romance and love making, don’t read this book。 The leading lady has insatiable desires and has met her perfect match。 The characters are overly sexual and perfectly ridiculous。 During their first *scene* he releases all over her body and face, then pushes her into the hallway and slams the door。 His hope is that it will deter her sexual efforts but it leaves her wanting more。

Kate Mulvey

Such a cute (yet VERY SPICY) bookThis is one of the only books where I actually laughed out loud。 It was raunchy and funny with the grumpy sunshine vibe。 The best friends in this book had me laughing the whole time。 If you like rom come but want to get into Fanta y this is a good choice。 The o my complaint is that the world building was a bit confusing and I wish there was more backstory。

Pinewi

Congrats to this book for being the worst book I’ve read in 2021! It absolutely can’t get worse than this。Word of advice, don’t listen to TikTok for book recommendations because they all pass around the same recycled garbage books to each other to recommend。

Ravenq

DNF @ 25%…this book was sadly a mess。 I knew from the first few pages not to keep going, but I did hoping it would get better and was only disappointed。 There’s no character development, and essentially no plot。 I don’t mind a naive main character who eventually begins to become stronger, but unfortunately Arianna was just written as a sex addicted idiot。 And don’t get me started on the plot…or more like the lack of。 I don’t think the author actually went back and re read what they write 😅

melike

wtf did i read? don't even buy it wtf did i read? don't even buy it 。。。more

Casey

It’s goodIt’s good。 Not what I was expecting per say but I liked it none the less。 It was good。 S

Rabecca Thomas

Hilarious but Over Too FastSpent 5 bucks。 I kept seeing teasers and this, admittedly, was a hilarious ride from start to finish。 However。 I get most of my books from Kindle Unlimited - that this was not on KU was disappointing, but alas I bought it。 It was… rushed, if I’m going to be honest。 I would have loved more scene descriptions and between-bits。 This was a straight climb to the top and bam, ride was over。 I’d like more of an up down up down type rising action。 Very unique take - these fair Hilarious but Over Too FastSpent 5 bucks。 I kept seeing teasers and this, admittedly, was a hilarious ride from start to finish。 However。 I get most of my books from Kindle Unlimited - that this was not on KU was disappointing, but alas I bought it。 It was… rushed, if I’m going to be honest。 I would have loved more scene descriptions and between-bits。 This was a straight climb to the top and bam, ride was over。 I’d like more of an up down up down type rising action。 Very unique take - these fairies and brownies are the “Thumbelina” sized beings… but with toasters, tv’s, and truly stomach turning vicious undertones! “How many babies does it take to fill a bath tub? 36。” Like wowza。If you’ve got a spare 5 bucks? Go for it! But I wish this was on KU。 And I REALLY wish there was an editor or two… Memorising is NOT the same word as mesmerising。 。。。more

Grace

It was cringe asf, but I’m in a reading slump so anything helps。

Lys

I really liked the concept but the execution didn’t work for me。

Eirini Palamida

It's a funny and captivate romance, with extra spice that just make it better,if you can handle it。 I love the descriptions and the plot equally and i cant wait for the next one。 Its not a five stars for me, because i got confused at the start about the world building。 It's a funny and captivate romance, with extra spice that just make it better,if you can handle it。 I love the descriptions and the plot equally and i cant wait for the next one。 Its not a five stars for me, because i got confused at the start about the world building。 。。。more

Onna

Fun readFound this author through tik tok and was not disappointed by the book! 😁 I’m excited to read more of the series

Peris Were

This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers。 To view it, click here。 3。5 starsFirst I am shocked this is a 2021 book and because it is, I guess I expected more? I wasn't used to the writers writing style and was quite disappointed especially with how much better the book could have been。Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the book, the quotes at the beginning of each chapter were so cute, the plot is good, found myself laughing, squealing and even hitting countertops because of how good the book was。Arienna is sweet and also quite over the top, she was far too naive th 3。5 starsFirst I am shocked this is a 2021 book and because it is, I guess I expected more? I wasn't used to the writers writing style and was quite disappointed especially with how much better the book could have been。Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the book, the quotes at the beginning of each chapter were so cute, the plot is good, found myself laughing, squealing and even hitting countertops because of how good the book was。Arienna is sweet and also quite over the top, she was far too naive though, couldn't connect with her, I found myself wishing her best friend Fabia was the lead, she was strong and smart though I did wish she would trust Arienna more with her decisions even though she acted like a toddler sometimes。Richard was。。。 not as evil as I expected him to be nor even grumpy, maybe I'm too used to morally grey characters, but I didn't mind him, he didn't surpass nor meet my expectations。 I liked that he trusted Arienna with some stupid decisions she made, like some people I didn't mind them dying at all, especially the ex and even the last guy, but Arienna becomes so frustrating in these scenes like ughhhhh let them dieee!!Nonetheless as much as it pained him he still trusted her, though I did feel like he was bit much, throwing Arienna out each time in her state of arousal wasn't amusing (the office and room) since he was also meant to be possessive and the jealous type, also in the bdsm scene, like yeah you are angry and want to inflict pain or whatever but when it comes to intimacy and all especially with bdsm I doubt it would be okay to go that far, with how Arienna was still new to it all and so guilt ridden that she would have taken a 1,000 lashes from him just to feel like she deserved it for "trying to kill him" (it was such a flawed plan to begin with ugh) the scene could have gone without the pain inflicted on her。This scene was absolutely yumm, the taunting yesss。。"I turned to Arienna before I’d even known what I was doing。 “You don’t talk to her like that, my king。” She stopped in her tracks, her brow furrowing in surprise。My heart began to race。 “You will address me with respect。” I just wantedto hear her say it。 My king。 “Just as I will you。” I paused, looking her in theeye。 “My queen,” I breathed。"This was hilarious, I had to step back and laugh and also feel the embarrassment。"Marrabel’s voice turned stern。 “You better relax, Your Majesty, because Iam not fingering you。”Oh my gods。 Just drop me now。 Pushing my hands against my face, Iwished for death。 Ironic。"Though it was uncomfortable how much they finnessed in public having so many people protecting them constantly, Richard constantly had his hands in Ariennas clothes。 This was so hot, like yes please to knives。"But then he was running the blade up my thigh, slicing the fabric cleanthrough, and his lips were following, and fuck me。"*The freaking ballroom, like yess and then after? whew six-fuken-tin 16 orgasims? ma'am how did she not collapse and they still continued after lol, the smut was fun though* This was also everything"he bit my pussy。 Sharp pain mixed with pleasure。Turning his head, he sunk his teeth into my thigh。 I cried out, knowing hewas bruising me, marking me, maybe even breaking the skin。His tongue swept over the pain, trailed to my opening in soft licks thatleft me weak。"The biting has me weak lol, Richard knows what he wants, how he wants it and how to get it too, especially with Arienna being putty in his presence。Can't lie the spice is immaculate, especially since I hate bdsm, yet the author brought it out in a slightly light way that I enjoyed。Now the begining was definitely confusing, too much too fast to wrap my head around, almost had me #dnf the book, but I pushed through and enjoyed the rest of the book。 I 100% believe the author could have added 100-200 more pages to thoroughly explore Richards background and how and why he killed his sisters, what happened to his parents and childhood too。 Need to understand the whole brownie concept and how they came to be and why, we need to know more about Arienna and her family, what trauma caused her to be so naive and open to allow people to walk all over her (her ex fiancé literally fucked her sister and mom and married the mom)。 There were quite too many plot holes like how Richard apparently killed/ hurt one of his guard for speaking about Ariennas boobs, like when and where did all this happen and I felt the end was rushed, we didn't get to see Arienna at the court, nor the sinister work of the court members, why did the guards outside her door trust her too much and too fast? We didn't get to see her as queen and fully enjoying her authority that was more powerful than the kings。 Also the concept of faeries and them living in a whole other world wasn't spoken of or brought out enough, I only remembered when they spoke of the wings and all, it was too human like that the fantasy element completely dissapeared。So a lot needed elaboration and the characters definitely needed to develop more。Would still recommend If you can get past the technicalities。 。。。more

mariyah

loved the idea of the story but wasn’t a fan of the writing unfortunately。 DNF at like 75% and I usually force myself to finish but I just couldn’t

aya

why did I think I was getting plot out of this it was just smut😭😭

N

Concepts and the storyline itself is great but the characters are poorly developed which makes this a disappointing read。 The book reads itself as a rough draft。

Emily Massey

Not super well written。 I usually like my main characters to be a bit smarter。 There's a difference between a naive character, and a stupid character and this leans more to stupidity。The smut was great tho and it scratched an itch。 Not super well written。 I usually like my main characters to be a bit smarter。 There's a difference between a naive character, and a stupid character and this leans more to stupidity。The smut was great tho and it scratched an itch。 。。。more

Ry

A total 3。5。 I liked this as a debut novel。

Ashley Hatcher

I'm hooked。 Hilarious and hot。 I need more。 I'm hooked。 Hilarious and hot。 I need more。 。。。more

emma h

the lack of world building left me confused for the entire book and at no point was it elaborated on。 also the characters become so tedious and immature after awhile。

Hayley

I’m actually really excited to read this!

Dalas Ryser

InterestingFelt a little scatterbrained and I got confused by the characters a little。 Would have loved more Fabia in the book then just the MC POV

amy archer

DNF at 25%… I really wanted to enjoy it, but the characters were unbearable & the writing was worse。

Haley Holding

This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers。 To view it, click here。 Booktok made this book look like it would be so good。 I couldn’t do it though。 I get it’s supposed to be grumpy sunshine but he’s just a dick and she’s annoying。 Her fiancé cheated on her with her sister then broke up with the sister to marry their mom and she doesn’t hate his guts???? She still had nice things to say about him while agreeing to be the maid of honor for her mom????? Yes she tried to give them a wasp as a wedding gift, but still。 Also there was no description about this wasp othe Booktok made this book look like it would be so good。 I couldn’t do it though。 I get it’s supposed to be grumpy sunshine but he’s just a dick and she’s annoying。 Her fiancé cheated on her with her sister then broke up with the sister to marry their mom and she doesn’t hate his guts???? She still had nice things to say about him while agreeing to be the maid of honor for her mom????? Yes she tried to give them a wasp as a wedding gift, but still。 Also there was no description about this wasp other than apparently it was big enough to make carrying it in a box hard? And it was said it ate her couches??? Idk I just couldn’t get past some of the things in this book。 I’m usually a very easy reader to please。 I like anything and everything。 Even if it’s not my favorite, I’ll finish the book。 This one is going In my very tiny DNF pile though。 。。。more

Eve Jane

DNF at 75%。 The characters are awful。 Arienna is so dumb I don't know how she survived to adulthood。 Richard is probably the biggest asshole I've ever come across in fiction。 At first I found it funny but eventually it became idiotic。 I didn't even like the sex scenes, for crying out loud! Overall, it was just bizarre。 DNF at 75%。 The characters are awful。 Arienna is so dumb I don't know how she survived to adulthood。 Richard is probably the biggest asshole I've ever come across in fiction。 At first I found it funny but eventually it became idiotic。 I didn't even like the sex scenes, for crying out loud! Overall, it was just bizarre。 。。。more

Dev

DNF @ 25%Just a big, fat NO。 All of the characters, except for Fabia, were fucking awful。

Gail Wilson

Absolutely amazing! This is one of the best books I’ve read lately! There’s spice, witty banter, humor, and fantasy! I can’t wait for the next book to come out!

Shin-Tae Pallares

My husband enjoyed the book without turning a page!I started this book right before bed。 Big mistake。 I ended up staying up to read "1 more chapter"。 4 chapters later, my husband wakes up to ask me what has me shaking the bed with laughter。 I am not going to give away any spoilers。 Just be prepared to laugh at the shenanigans of true friends, to feel the bite of pain in your heart at the cruelty of a king, to cry with understanding when walls fall, and to。。。well。。。get turned on! Like I said, my My husband enjoyed the book without turning a page!I started this book right before bed。 Big mistake。 I ended up staying up to read "1 more chapter"。 4 chapters later, my husband wakes up to ask me what has me shaking the bed with laughter。 I am not going to give away any spoilers。 Just be prepared to laugh at the shenanigans of true friends, to feel the bite of pain in your heart at the cruelty of a king, to cry with understanding when walls fall, and to。。。well。。。get turned on! Like I said, my husband enjoyed the book without reading one word or turning one page。 。。。more